Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
