Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
