Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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