I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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