I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
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