I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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