well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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