How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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