My nipple is on Facebook.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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