I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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