Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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