Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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