she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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