i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
We left the knife in your bed.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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