Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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