Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Duck Duck Cougar?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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