i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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