In the future we'll all be gay
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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