used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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