So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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