I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
The air was thick with penises
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
whose parrot is this?
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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