he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Randomize