scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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