Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I touched a dick in church today
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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