Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
