Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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