38 yer olds are good kisserssss
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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