Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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