do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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