just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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