I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Help. Why am I so naked?
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