He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Im part way to drunk.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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