If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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