Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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