Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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