Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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