would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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