you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You are the jesus of drinking
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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