I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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