Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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