So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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