how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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