yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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