Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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