I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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