Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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