I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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