I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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