it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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