I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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